Why I'm Weird

Have you ever done something that makes you think to yourself 'am I crazy?' 

Well I do... All the time.

Little weird habits and behaviours are what make us who we are and most likely why our friends get on with us. Some weirder than others, here are some of my strange vices.

1. Weird food sandwiches

I have this weird urge to take a perfectly normal thing and put it in between two pieces of bread. I didn't think it was really that weird until I started recommending such homemade sandwiches to my friends to which the responses were less than savoury. Example number one is the Dorito and Philidelphia sandwich. A delicacy for me, it's simply a glorified crisp butty. Creamy cheese with tangy crisps, apparently this is weird. Example number two is the noodle sarnie, usually done with super noodles, just lavish your bun with butter and add a fork full of noodles. Carb overload, delicious but weird.

2. My need to quote Friends

If like me you've watched every episode of friends more than 10 times you may understand this. There are some situations in life where you can directly quote from the American sitcom and I really struggle with this as nobody usually knows what I'm talking about most of the time. Here's a prime example of said weirdness. So I had to move desks in my office a few months ago and during this somebody made a move that would inherently make it difficult for everybody else. To which the friends quote 'you're ruining moving day for us' so quickly came to mind. Luckily I'm not so alone is this as my two friends Sophie and Rachel do exactly the same as this and we quite regularly quote 'flan for three' to eachother. 

3. I have ketchup with near enough everything

This has been something I've done since I can remember really. I have ketchup with the usual stuff like chips etc but I take it one step further. Adding it to things like macaroni cheese and even my Sunday Dinner. 

4. Double dipping

I'm not the only person who likes to have the best of two things so before you judge hear my plea. When I eat I usually have ketchup with some other dip. Subways consists of ranch and ketchup, dominos is that delicious garlic and herb sauce with ketchup and after an extremely regretful night of drinking, a pizza with garlic mayo and ketchup is usually the number one thing on my mind. Elliot has a real issue with this, he just can't grasp the concept of enjoying the flavor of two sauces. He'll learn.

5. Animal Voices

I have 2 border collies called Harry & Brody as well as a little ginger cat called Caesar who are the most adorable trio ever. But for some reason I have this need to interpret what I think they would say or think all of the time, not only that though, it's always in either a Turkish or Russian accent. Weird right? 

These are just a few that I could think of off the top of my head, I'll be sure to add some more when they pop up.

Are you a weirdo too? I thoroughly encourage that you copy this post and let everyone know your quirks.